Larry Doyle of the
Huffington Post published an anti-Catholic blog post called, "The Jesus-Eating Cult of Rick
Santorum."
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/larry-doyle/the-jesuseating-cult-of-r_b_1296358.html?ref=tw
It is filled with hatred and untruths. One would think Mr. Doyle would like to go back to the days when the
government of the time fed the Christians to the lions. Indeed, much of his
mischaracterizations are the same ones the Romans used, until, of course, the Roman Empire became the Holy Roman Empire. But in all of his attacks, one truth is undeniable. Catholics are
Jesus-Eaters. And, I think, we should be proud of it. Just as we take the cross, the instrument of cruel torture that was used to
execute our savior, as our symbol, we should accept the title of Jesus-Eater.
We'll give Mr. Doyle that one as a truth, but let's count the lies:
1) The Catholic Church is not a cult, any more than any established religion is a cult. The word 'cult" is used as a pejorative. The Church certainly is not a cult of Rick
Santorum. It might be called a cult of Jesus Christ, which is another title I would accept.
2) Mr. Doyle refers to "the bloody jihads his so-called church has carried on for centuries." What are these? It might be true to say, "carried out centuries ago," but has carried on for centuries? I would have to ask for clarification. In the 20
th century, state sponsored atheism was responsible for far more murders than the Catholic Church could have ever even imagined. I wonder what Mr. Doyle thinks of the bloody cults of atheism?
3) Mr.
Doyle makes an alarming charge that the Catholic Church has assumed the role as the tactical arm of the North
American Man-Boy Love Association, that he claims he "discovered after conducting some research on the
Internet." He even provides a link, but the link goes to an
article alleging that the Girl Scouts are the tactical arm of Planned Parenthood, and does not mention the Catholic Church or
NAMBLA. I think you need to be a little careful about what you read on the
Internet. The Catholic Church has identified homosexual acts as sin for centuries and still does, despite the failings of a small minority of priests who have been guilty of falling to such temptations.
4) Mr. Doyle asserts that Irish Catholics are the worst kind. I don't think there is any evidence to support this, and I'm not exactly sure what he means by the "worst kind."
5-6-7) Here's a
doozy of a
sentence; "Unlike Christians,
Santorum and his fellow Roman Catholics participate in a barbaric ritual dating back two
millennia, a "mass" in which a black-robed cleric casts a spell over some bread and wine, transfiguring it into
the actual living flesh and blood of their Christ. " First of all, Catholics are Christians, so it is nonsensical to begin with "unlike Christians." For centuries the only Christians were Catholics. Then, while it is
true that the Catholic Mass does date back two millennia, it is hardly barbaric. If Mr. Doyle ever attended a Mass, as he claims he has, he would not see anything barbaric in it. Also, the priest does not wear black robes when celebrating the Mass. The robes are different colors based on the liturgical season, or day in the liturgical calendar. There is nothing dark or mysterious or secret about any of this. It has been going on in the open, in much the same way, for two thousand years, and all are invited to come and see, and even join the Church, if they wish to accept its teachings. Also, I would hardly characterize what the priest does as "casting a spell." And, the bread and wine are not "transfigured;" they are
transubstantiated, which means that the substance changes into the body and blood of Christ, but the species remains bread and wine, which means it still retains the physical appearance of bread and wine, though its substance has changed to be the body and blood of Christ. Mr. Doyle seems to have confused this rather difficult theological teaching which leads to his next outrageous
sentence.
8)"Followers then line up to eat the Jesus meat and drink his holy blood in a cannibalistic reverie not often seen outside
Cinemax." If only
Cinemax limited itself to the kind of activity that occurs in a Catholic Mass! Only, I don't think many would watch. Or, maybe just on Christmas and Easter. The charge of
cannibalism goes all the way back to pagan Roman days. Nice of Mr. Doyle to resurrect the old charge. As mentioned previously, there is no "Jesus meat." The species remains bread and wine, the substance has changed into Jesus Christ. You don't have to believe what the Catholic believes, but suggesting that the bread of life becomes meat is just an outrageous lie.
9-10) "Roman Catholics like
Santorum take their orders from "the Pope," a high priest who, they believe, chats with God." No, Catholics do not take their orders from the Pope, any more than Barack Obama gets his orders from Jeremiah Wright. The Pope gives moral
guidance and instruction in matters of faith and morals. He doesn't order around presidents. And the Pope prays. He does not "chat" with God.
11) "
Santorum has made no secret of his plans to implement his leader's dicta on allowed uses of
vaginas and anuses, " I don't recall Mr.
Santorum doing this? I have heard neither the Pope nor Mr.
Santorum comment on the "uses of
vaginas and anuses." The Pope may have commented on disordered sexuality, but there really isn't anything to "implement" here, only moral
guidance on what is right and wrong, that everyone is free to disregard. I really am not sure what Mr.
Santorum's unsecret plans are? I really think this is just another lie.
12) "Will child killers and terrorists go
unexecuted on the Pope's say-so?" Since this is a question, it's not really a lie. The Pope has suggested that the death penalty should be reserved for the most
grievous of crimes. A lot of people agree with the Pope on this, but I don't think Mr
Santorum plans to take orders from the Pope, though he probably agrees in a limited use of capital punishment. Amazing that bloodthirsty cannibals should be against the death penalty in most cases, though...
13)"Will we be able to conduct our wars as we see fit, or only the "just" ones?" Another question, rather than a lie. Seems Mr. Doyle thinks it is dangerous policy to limit
war making to just causes. Another surprising question from one who has accused the Church of centuries of jihad.
14) "If
Santorum is a good Catholic, and he appears to be among the very best, our real president will be Benedict XVI (
a "former" Nazi, by the way)." Well, we agree that Mr. Santorum is probably among the better Catholics, but that correct supposition leads to another lie. If Rick
Santorum is elected, Rick
Santorum will be the real president. And, while Pope Benedict was conscripted into the Hitler youth at age 14 in 1941 and later, into the Nazi German army, the connotation of "former Nazi' is misleading. He was more a
victim of
Nazism than a proponent of it. But, I guess we can say that this is misleading, but perhaps not a lie.
Now, let's look at the truth:
1) "
Santorum has also remained silent on his religious organization's various reigns of terror, in which good protestants and others were tortured and killed in imaginatively grisly ways." I think this is actually true. I don't think I've heard Mr.
Santorum talk about religious persecutions that
happened centuries ago. I'm just not sure what Mr. Doyle would expect that Mr.
Santorum could add to this history, nor why he should?
Mr. Doyle closes with a rather ominous question; "Need I remind you that only once in our great history has a Roman Catholic been elected president, and how tragically it ended?" That sounds rather like a threat. Is he suggesting that Rick Santorum would be assassinated? Is he suggesting that JFK was assassinated because he was Catholic? I really can't make sense of it.
Well, as a Jesus-Eater, I can attest that none of this hatred and scorn is new. It is truly odd, however that the Huffington Post placed this entry in the Comedy section. Does anyone find any of this funny? We are in a very difficult cultural place if people do. I would suggest that there is far more to fear from people who find this funny, or find much to agree with in it, than we do from Rick Santorum or Pope Benedict, who, most likely, will simply turn the other cheek and pray for their enemies.